10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Never educate a stupid poker player.