10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.