10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Welcome to kicker school
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.