10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester