10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."