10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "No river, no fish."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.