10 Random Poker Quotes

I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
"No river, no fish."
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
Never educate a stupid poker player.