10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.