10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...