10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."