10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss