10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)