10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.