10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is for loners.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.