10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!