10 Random Poker Quotes
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- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament