10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom