10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm