10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Never educate a stupid poker player.