10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is for loners.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts