10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.