10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP