10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "No river, no fish."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
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- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.