10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe