10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine