10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- It's Free To Fold...
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe