10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson