10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Never educate a stupid poker player.