10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo