10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.