10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003