10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.