10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament