10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.