10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.