10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Fold and live to fold again