10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• im going to 2 out you to death