10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --