10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it