10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes