10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha