10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.