10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus