10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth