10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.