10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?