10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.