10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.