10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."