10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it